Unidentified Stylist leaves trail of fashion atrocities on racks at local Goodwill.

Shoppers are reeling from a bizarre trail of outlandish ensembles carefully arranged on racks at Goodwill. “Employees hang up clothes by category. This seemingly random, yet deliberate styling has left Goodwill employees and shoppers scratching their heads. “It’s as if someone intentionally set out to create ensembles that oversaturate the senses,” commented one shopper, with a shudder. Management at Goodwill had no comment on the incident. One busy store clerk, whose job it is to put mismatching clothes back on the rack, said that she hopes this alleged attempt at style sabotage turns out to be an isolated incident.